An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond
comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his
breath away. So he explained his mission to the
farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over
and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the
farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can hardly notice, but still...pigeon- toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of
the other girls;. So the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not
that you can hardly tell, but nevertheless. ..cross-eyed. "
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later a baby was
born. When the man visited the nursery he was
horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic
human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law
asking how such a thing could happen considering the
beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee
bit, not that you could hardly tell, but nonetheless. ..pregnant when you
met her."
