So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prosttute,
he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants.
The hooker almost faints, the guy has a 18
inch cock.
She says," Hold on pal, I'll lick it, I'll suck it,
but your not sticking that in me."
The man pulls up his pants and picks up his $50 and says, " Screw
that, I can do that myself !"
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The young virgin farm boy drives to the big city in search of a
prostitute. He finds one, and explains he has never had sex before.
The hooker says, " No problem, honey."
She undresses the boy, then herself, and lies down on the bed. He crawls
on top of her.
" Okay, stick it in honey.....all the way in....
now pull it out......now put it back in....... now pull it out......."
" For christ sake," says the boy," Will you make up your fucking
mind?"
