I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was
feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in
both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.
told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is
to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital? I said no.....I'd been sitting in the
street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going
to have to be carried out the door.
____________________ My car is a synner! It uses Amsoil Synthetic Lubricants.
2001 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP
It whines a lot, but I like it
5 stars