A young man in the military was stationed in Germany. One day, on a weekend
pass he went to a bazaar and found an old woman selling quilts. The young
man approached her booth and picked up a quilt. He then turned to the woman
and asked "How much?"
The woman replied, "$25 dollars American, but I must warn you, the quilt was
made by a gypsy and has magic woven into it."
Paying the woman no mind, he paid for the quilt, and returned to base.
That night he slept under the quilt and dreamt that he was extremely
wealthy. The next morning mail call had a suprise letter for him. His wife
had played the lottery and won $65 million dollars.
The next night he slept under the quilt and dreamt that he had sex with a
beautiful woman that he had seen on the base. The next day, the base doctor
(the woman in question) Brings him to her office and has sex with him on the
exam table.
Excitedly, the next night, the man hurried to bed and dreamt that his penis
reached his ankles. To his horror, he awoke to find his legs had shrunk to
four inches long.
