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teamfocus
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| Joined: | Mon May 24th, 2004 |
| Location: | Redwood City, California USA |
| Posts: | 4647 |
| Year/Model: | 2001 ZX3 ... | | Occupation: | Whatever suits me at the time! | | Interests: | Cars, Fishkeeping | | Male/Female: | Male |
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Posted: Mon Jan 15th, 2007 08:55 pm |
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DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
She has been married three times and kept
all the houses
FINE CHARACTER
She's an ex-hooker
KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
She's a spend thrift and great at spending
yours
SPOTLESS REPUTATION:
She's a slut
STRONG FAMILY TIES:
She's a Mafia Princess
LOVES CHILDREN:
She's pregnant and needs a husband
WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
She's fat
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
She's fat and will laugh at anything you say
THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just
like the guys
READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to
marry
LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
She gets piss drunk
LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
Often makes an ass of herself
MATURE WOMAN:
She's at least thirty, but looks at least
forty-five
HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
She's at least thirty-three, but dresses
like a teenager
CASUAL:
She dresses like a slob
DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
Her apartment resembles a pig sty
A GREAT DANCER:
She a Stripper/Lapdancer
NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
She only cries twenty-seven times a day
DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow
spider type
SELDOM DATES:
She's a lesbian who needs a male escort
for something
UNDERSTANDS MEN:
She's been married and divorced four times
A GOOD SPORT:
She knows two hundred jokes & can drink
you under the table
LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds
BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
She's a former porn movie star
TRAVELED A LOT:
She's been in a LOT of Motels
KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
None of whom would marry her
WONDERFUL DISPOSITION:
She has PMS
A HARD WORKER
Retired from "Hooters"
____________________
Rick (Rokie)
rtdring@yahoo.com
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