Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As they
walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the road, doing it,
well, doggy style. "What are they doing, Johnny?" Mary asked. Well, Little
Johnny, being a man of the world for all his 12 years, knew what they were
doing but was embarrassed to say it, so he said, "Well, he's scaring her."
Little Mary said, "Oh." They walked a little farther, and Little Mary said,
"Scare me, Little Johnny." Well, Little Johnny thought, "What the Hell." So
he took her into the bushes and "scared" her. After they were finished, they
started walking home again. Pretty soon, they walked past a stallion
mounting a mare in the field. "What are they doing, Little Johnny ?", she
asked. "Well, he's scaring her." So Little Mary said, "Scare me again,
Johnny." Well, Little Johnny took her into the bushes and "scared" her
again. After they were finished, they started walking home again. Pretty
soon, you guessed it, they saw a bull and a heifer in the field, going at
it. "What are they doing, Little Johnny?" she innocently (?) asked again.
"Well, he's scaring her" Little Johnny said once again. After a few more
minutes of walking, Little Mary said, "Scare me again, Little Johnny." Now
Little Johnny, being a little tired by now, had just about had enough, so he
yelled out, "Boo, damn it, boo!"
