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Posted: Thu Jan 25th, 2007 07:56 pm |
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The Fart Chart
1.. AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart
2.. AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts
3.. ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private
4.. AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes
5.. ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3
times
6.. BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others
7.. BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others
8.. CARELESS : Farts in church
9.. CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles
10.. CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time
11.. CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest
12.. CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to
go
13.. CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating
14.. DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head
15.. DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog
16.. DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell
17.. DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own
18.. ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the
pollution
19.. FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours
20.. FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts
21.. GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart
22.. HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
23.. IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs
24.. LAZY : Just fizzles
25.. MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles
26.. MISERABLE : Can't fart at all
27.. MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds
like hell
28.. NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart
29.. PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant
30.. SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers
31.. SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts
32.. SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying
33.. SHY : Blushes when he farts silently
34.. SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear
35.. SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present
36.. SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog
37.. STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole
38.. STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter
39.. THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve
40.. TIMID : Jumps when he farts
41.. UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself
42.. VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart
43.. WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion
44.. WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit
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Rick (Rokie)
rtdring@yahoo.com
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