Three truck drivers die and got to meet God for admittance.
God asks the first driver if he had ever cheated on his log books, taken
drugs, or cheated on his wife. He replied that he would never consider
such conduct and that he was a good man. God told him to go stand on
this big X on the floor.
God asked the second driver if he had ever cheated on his log book,
taken drugs, or cheated on his wife. He replied 'Oh No I would never do
any such thing" God told him to stand next to the first driver on the X.
God then asked the third driver if he had ever cheated on his log book,
taken drugs, or cheated on his wife. He explained that as much as he
regretted it he had falsified his log book, and taken some little white
pills because there was the cutest little blonde honey in Dallas that he
had ever seen.
At this point God pressed a button and the first two drivers fell
through a hole that opened under them. The third driver, startled, asked
what happens now?
God said "well those two liars are going to Hell and you and me are
going to Dallas.
