A football player named Smith was an avid hunter and it was
the last day of deer season but also the last game of the
season. He tells his wife, "I've been just sitting on the
bench all season so would you put on my uniform and take my
place while I go hunting?"
The wife agrees and he goes hunting while she goes to the game.
In the last three minutes of the game the coach yells, "Smith,
you're in!"
She can't say anything because her husband would lose his
contract and probably get sued. She thinks what can happen in
just three minutes? as she runs into the game.
The next thing she knows she has the ball and all these guys
are jumping on her. She passes out. When she comes to she
finds she's in the locker room naked from the waist down.
The coach sees her coming around and says, "Don't worry Smith!
They say as soon as we get your balls back down where they
belong, your pecker will pop out."
