The bar drunk was bragging about his sexual exploits. "You know," he
said, "I once banged a cute little oriental stewardess right there in
the plane during an overnight flight. Hey, I really put on a
sustained performance that time! I was so damn good they oughta make
a picture about it. Let's see...what would be a good title?"
The bartender yawned and said, "How about Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo?"
~~~
One day Pebbles Flintstone was in bed with Fred and Wilma. They were
both naked. Pebbles sees Fred's penis and says, "Daddy, what's that?"
and Fred says "Th-that's.. .um... that's daddy's rock."
A little while later Pebbles looks down and sees Wilma's vagina.
"What's that, mommy?" she asks. "Oh.. that.. that's mommy's rock
grinder."
All of a sudden Pebbles sits up and says, "I get it! Daddy puts his
rock
into mommy's rock grinder and out comes pebbles!"
~~~~~
Patient : Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get
the urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit
tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?
