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 Posted: Tue Feb 20th, 2007 12:40 am
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WHY EMAIL IS LIKE A PENIS

1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not
worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
psychologists call "Email Envy."

5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work
done.

6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital
to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only
thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

7. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to
think coherently.

9. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
and influence warrant.

10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of
trouble.

11. If you play with it too much, you go blind.



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 Posted: Wed Feb 21st, 2007 01:17 am
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Good one!  :clap



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