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Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2007 03:03 am |
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Bob says to his doctor, "I can't sleep, but I can't take pills, either."
The doctor says, "No problem. Here's a suppository with a sleeping pill
in it."
The next day the doctor calls Bob and says, "Did it work?"
Bob says, "It worked too well. I woke up with my finger in my asshole."
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said:
"I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither, Doc." said the husband. "But she's a great cook,
a wonderful mother to our kids, and is fantastic in bed."
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A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family
doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."
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Rick (Rokie)
rtdring@yahoo.com
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