Mother rabbit hops out of the burrow and tastes a turnip. She says to
Father rabbit "that turnip tastes pithy". Father rabbit tries it and
says, "You're right, it does taste pithy".
Baby rabbit pops out of the burrow at thatpoint and says "That's
because I just pithed on it".
The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it about
time that she understood the facts of life. "Liza," she began, "I
think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is
formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and..." "It
might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the
daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm."
David is the same as ever." gossiped his wife on the telephone. "All
he ever thinks about all day long is sex... sex... sex."
"Now that's just not true at all." called out David, relaxing in his
recliner. "For the past half-hour, I've been laying here thinking
about you."
