The doctor tells his patient: "Dianne, I have some
good news and some bad news."
Dianne asks for the good news first.
"Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you
aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared."
"And the bad news?" Dianne asks.
To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure
for being a natural bitch."
~~~
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute
for women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of
the bottle."
~~~
Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local
newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the
'Lonely Hearts' column. "Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a
minimum of $1 per insertion." "You don't say," said the spinster "Well
then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement! "
~~~~
A California cosmetic surgery practice is opening a new office where
breast
augmentation surgery is done on an
outpatient basis in about 30 minutes.
... They are going to call the practice "Jiffy Boob."
