A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied suggestively. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed!!!
"Great," she replied. "Go and get your own f--king blanket."
