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Posted: Sat Apr 21st, 2007 08:44 pm

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The Top 12 Stupid FDA Warning Labels

12 Cell phones: "Phone should always be in the off position
before being lodged up your ass by the angry motorist you
just rear-ended."

11 Jaegermeister: "What can you possibly be thinking?"

10 Viagra: "Just remember, chump, you're STILL fat, bald
and ugly!"

9 The Clapper: "Use of this product near a construction site
is not recommended. "

8 Pineapple: "Not to be inserted rectally.
No, seriously -- it's not a good idea."

7 Rogaine: "Excessive use may result in a career as a
boxing promoter."

6 Zima: "Merely holding this bottle is obliterating your
already-remote prospects of getting laid."

5 Raquel Welch: "Contents may have settled."

4 Windows98: "May cause unpredictable behavior and loss
or corruption of <mailto:d$@@ NQ>d$@@<mailto: d$@@NQ>NQ t!"z +~]]J; FATAL
EX&~d"

3 Whitman Sampler: "Caution - you never know what you're
gonna git."

2 El Presidente Cigars: "Should only be enjoyed orally."

1 Prozac: "Whatever"

One they forgot Cat food- Not safe for animal consumption

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