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 Posted: Tue Apr 24th, 2007 01:11 am
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore
site.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state.

Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

The two greatest things in the world are women and cellophane tape.

If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.

An object in motion will always be moving in the wrong direction.

If you want to make people angry, lie. If you want to make them livid, tell
the truth.

There is something wrong if you're always right.

Whenever you need something you can't find it, if you don't need it it's all
over.

It isn't the principle of the thing, it's the money.

When you have a pain someplace, everyone will hit you on that spot.

When you try to be sophisticated something will happen to make you look bad.

Never remember what you can afford to forget.



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 Posted: Fri Apr 27th, 2007 12:41 am
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Pretty funny. IMO #7 would make a good bumper sticker.



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