Tony, the Italian milk man, had a door to door delivery service. A
lady called down from her apartment, "Hey, Tony, I need two bottles
of milk."
"What apartment, lady?"
She said, "4 Q."
Tony said, "4 Q too, lady!"
Sometimes, when I'm in class, I dream that I'm on a tropical island,
with a dozen or more scantily clad females beside me, sitting under a
huge palm tree, with some soft gentle music being played on some
traditional wood instruments of that region, and a cool gentle breeze
caressing my tanned body.
I do all this while trying to forget I'm in a classroom.
Of course, it would be so much easier without everyone yelling at me
to keep teaching.
According to Glamour magazine, men are three and a half times more
likely than women to get a headache during sex. Guys, if you're
getting a headache during sex, you need to move back from the
headboard. You're too close to the headboard! (Jay Leno)
