Little Johnny is bored one Saturday, so he
says to his dad, "Dad, I'm bored. What is
there to do?"
His dad decides to have a little fun with
Johnny, so he gives him four quarters, and
says, "why don't you go to the drug store
and get me some what's what?"
Baffled but excited, Johnny scampers down
the street to the drug store. He asks the
druggist for some "what's what," and at
first the druggist is confused, until he
guesses that this kid has been sent out on
a wild goose chase.
He replies, "we don't have any, but that
building over there might," while at the
same time he points towards a whorehouse.
Johnny, again excited, runs over to the
whorehouse. He knocks on the door, and a
naked women answers. He says, "I need
some... hey, what's that?", motioning to
her crotch?
"What's what?" she replies.
Satisfied, Johnny says, "I'll take a
dollar's worth!"
