Mother rabbit hops out of the burrow and tastes a turnip. She says to
father rabbit "that turnip tastes pithy". Father rabbit tries it and
says, "You're right, it does taste pithy".
Baby rabbit pops out of the burrow at that point and says "That's
because I just pithed on it".
The husband was angry when he found out that his wife had been cheating on
him.
He shouts at her, "I will play second fiddle to no one!"
The wife replies, "Second fiddle? With your little flute you are lucky
you are still in the band!"
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office.
John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex.
She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
[Two days later]
George to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as
well, but *I* think your wife's a way better lay."
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Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in
the elderly homes, "Can you still do it? I have sex with
my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"
