A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few
beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that
she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The
co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home
tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull
down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and
believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that
night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently
slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and
groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to
take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked
down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he
was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"
