Q. How do we know men invented maps?
A. Who else would make an inch into a mile?
The problem with the designated driver program, is
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked
into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the
night, drop them off at the wrong house. -- Jeff
Foxworthy
Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip
a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize
it's a do-it-yourself thing.
Q. What do you call a monk who has had a sex-change
operation in order to become a nun?
A. A transsister.
Q: What's a Redneck's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the truck door.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... so I said
"Implants?
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
What do a fur trapper and a necrophiliac have in common???
They are both looking for dead beaver!!
Q. What's the definition of "virginity?"
A. A big issue over a little tissue.
Q. What do rednecks do for Halloween?
A. Pump kin
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes
How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she
was pregnant?
The kid stutters.
"You know you're getting fat when you pinch an inch on your forehead."
- John Mendoza
Which Is It?
What is it about the navy and submarines that women love so much? Is it
the concept of a long, hard cylinder filled with seamen . . . or is it
the concept of going down for three months at a time? <Thanx
Rubin>
A new study says that having sex decreases your chances of getting a
cold. The more sex you have, the less you'll have a cold. Just wait
until guys get hold of this. A woman sneezes and he'll be saying, "Hey,
I got something for that."
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them
into one country and call it Irate.
