A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over
and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty
virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you
usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home
and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him
to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her
before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and
wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he
gets the full house and wins $1000. The National Grid comes up and he wins
that too getting $380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, "Son, I've been here 20
years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house
and the national grid on the same card.
You must be the luckiest man on Earth!"
"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."
"Fuck me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well."
