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Posted: Sat May 26th, 2007 03:40 am

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If Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store...

Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping
coupons.

Hookers would be renamed "Special Stock Girls."

If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8.

There'd be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10.

Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning.

Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating."

Same with "Buy One, Get One Free."

No one would want to win the One Millionth Shopper award.

Paper or Plastic or Rubber?

Some men would still be in the Express Lane.

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