Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the
expensive double insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got
a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done
for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go
round and round. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this old lady.
Even though I am a senior citizen and used to be a blonde, doesn't
mean that I am automatically stupid! I proceeded to tell him just
what his salesman told me last year; "That in one year they would pay
for themselves!"
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John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend
the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole
room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or
you can sleep in the room with Baby." John said that he would prefer
the floor. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met
a gorgeous young blonde. "Hi," he said, "who are you?" "I'm Baby, and
who are you?" "I'm stupid," he said.
