A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of
day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of
coffee.
The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his
coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers
having lunch at the diner.
The man, who uses both creamer and sugar in his coffee, notices that
the
container is empty.
As the waitress rushes by, he asks her to bring him cream and sugar
for
his coffee.
The waitress, busier than she can ever remember being
before, rushes to the back to pick up more orders. As
she passes the cabinet where the extra sugar and cream
are kept, she sets a plate down and puts sugar cubes
and creamer packets in her bosom because both her
hands are full. After she has served the two
plates she was holding, she returns to the man and
asks him, "How many sugar cubes did you want in your
coffee?"
The man says, "Two would be fine."
She reaches into her bra, pulls out two sugar cubes
and drops them into his cup. "And cream?" She asks.
The man looks at her, squarely in the eye and says, "I
don't think so!"
