Scottish Lonely Hearts Real ads from Scottish lonely-hearts column.
Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone,
Gemini,
seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions,
candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own
car
and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.
Box
06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sexmaddict interested
in
pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall
Street
at three in the morning. Box 73/82.
Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a
few
scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Box
84/87
Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,
writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes,
seeks
mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce
along
like
little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong
stomach
essential Box 12/32
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will
include
cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social
functions.
References required. No time wasters. Box 23/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old b*st*rd living in a damp cottage in the
arse
end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest.
Box
40/27
Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering
dogs
in
cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box
52/07
Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition
at
Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man
who's
not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and
listening
to
old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
Govan man, 27, medium build, square heid, big moustache and curly
hair,
seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm
