The farm had been mortgaged, and gladly, to give daughter a college
education. Now, driving home from the station after meeting her at the
train, farmer Johnson was greatly disturbed when his daughter
whispered,
"I have a confession to make, Paw - I ain't a virgin no more." The old
man shook his head sadly. "After all the sacrifices your Maw and I
made
to give you a good education, you still say ain't!"
~~~~~
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent
marriage annulled. "On what grounds?" questioned the judge. "This
court
does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity, " replied the
quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end.
But instead I found that I had married a wide receiver.
