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Posted: Thu Aug 2nd, 2007 01:10 am

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1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.

2. What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

3. What do women and condoms have in common?
They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
Odor eaters.

5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalotopuss.

6. Why do men name their penis?
They like to be on a first name basis
with the one making most of their decisions.

7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.

8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
A hard pecker.

9. What kind of bees give milk?
Boo bees.

10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Speed bumps.

11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
If it were more, it would be Hell.

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