Kissing/Light Petting
What he hopes you're thinking:
"Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!" What
he's
afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww! "
Undressing
What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What
he's
afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"
Foreplay/Oral Sex
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your
impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before
he cums, I'm going to kill him."
Penetration
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in
half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"
Your Orgasm
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!" What he's
afraid
you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award
for this performance. "
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's
name here), yes!"
Postcoital Bliss
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake
feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian
friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."
