A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found
herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously,
preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the
last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on
the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and
down
carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that
until
today you have never undergone an eye examination. "