A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi
at
the airport. It was after midnight.
While enroute to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness
as he suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch
her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and
there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I
lied
when I told you I inherited money.
He paid for the new golf clubs I bought you. He paid for the Corvette
I
bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our
house
at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays
the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he
catches a cold."
