I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught.
I
asked him what was wrong.
Bill said, "As you know, I am looking for employment. I found an ad in
the paper for a part in local dinner theater, Shakespeare' s Romeo and
Juliet. I went and tried out for the part of Romeo. However, I
failed
my audition through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction.
My
copy of the script clearly said, "Enter Juliet from the rear."
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm
constipated. "
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean
over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on
the ass with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the
bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What
should I do to prevent constipation ?"
