A man spent his entire life savings on his pride and joy An E-type
Jaguar.
So he took it onto the motorway to see how fast it would go.
He was in the middle lane doing a cool 80mph when a chicken ran up
besides
him in the outer lane. The chicken looked at him, gave him the finger
and
overtook him. The man was not going to have this happen in his new car
and
changed down to 3rd gear and took up pursuit. At 100mph the man pulled
level with the chicken whose legs were now just a blur. The chicken
once
again gave the man the finger and pulled away from the man.
To the mans amazement this happened again at 120mph and again at
140mph.
Finally the chicken lifted his left wing and indicated off the
motorway.
The man had to know what kind of chicken could run at such speeds so
he
too
pulled off the motorway and followed the chicken. Up an A-road Up a B
road Up a narrow lane and into a farm yard. Zoom !!! Straight into
the
chicken hut. There was a farmer propping up a pitchfork in the middle
of
the yard so the man pulled up and spoke to him. "I've just been
overtaken
on the motorway by one of your chickens. It was doing over 100mph!
What
kind of chicken is it?" "Well" said the farmer, "On Sunday at
lunchtime
I
likes a leg, me wife likes a leg and me son Jethro likes a leg. So we
genetically designed a three legged chicken!" "What a good idea"
replied
the
man. "What do they taste like?" "Fuck knows"
grunted the farmer "Never ever caught one!"
