Bill Gates my father is not. As church treasurer, he had two files
labeled "St. Mary's Income" and "St. Mary's Expenditures. " While
copying them from a PC to a Macintosh, he had no idea the PC would
automatically truncate the file names to ten characters, eliminate
spaces, and replace apostrophes with periods. Now the church's
income is stored in "St.Mary.sin" and expenses in "St.Mary.sex. "
It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it
belongs to your partner.
Women are pretty indecisive; they spend the first twenty years of
their active sex life saying, "Is THAT all you think of?"
And the next twenty years of their sex life saying "Don't you EVER
think of that?"
Wife: "Honey, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it
fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and
badly hurt."
