Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to his favorite
field he sees the village priest is already there. Paddy watches with
fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and
immediately a rabbit pops out. The priest grabs it and puts it into a
sack. He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his
sack is full of rabbits. Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he
does it. Easy, says the priest. Put your finger on your wife's pussy
and then hold it over a rabbit hole. They can't resist the smell, so
when they come out grab them." Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent
over scrubbing the floor. He lifts up her skirt and applies his
finger as directed. Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses,
Father! Rabbit hunting again?""
