A woman gave birth to six babies. On seeing this she got out of her
hospital bed, slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go
doggy style"
Q. What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and
a single 40-year-old man?
A. The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the
man thinks often about dating them.
A man is having a beer with his buddies at the bar and tells them,
"I'm divorcing my wife because she has disgusting habits. I went to
piss in the sink this morning and it was still full of dirty
dishes..."
One of our geeks was at my computer adjusting some settings so I took
the opportunity to ask him a question.
"With all this stuff going around, how do I know if I have a virus?"
He kept working, but without missing a beat he said, "It will burn
when you pee."
Mrs. Professor said to her best friend Verniece one day, "I just
don't know what's up with the old professor... . lately, when we go
out, he's been drinking tea with his pinkie sticking out."
"There's nothing wrong with that," said Verniece. "In fact, most
places it's considered good manners to drink tea with the little
finger sticking out."
"But you don't understand!" replied Mrs. Professor, he isn't using
his little finger.
