The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I
don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private
place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what
we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-
imprison him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his
cigarettes But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of
making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is
out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life
sentence!"
