According to the 'Journal of Obstetrics & Gynecology,' researchers
found that birth control pills give women's voices a more pleasant
sound. Of course it does, men always think it's more pleasant to
hear 'yes,' than 'no.' - Jay Leno
Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world ... it's an ideal
substitute for a hot breakfast.
The visiting American was quite upset by his sudden drop in
popularity. During his first two weeks in England, he had been
invited everywhere, feted and entertained. Now, quite suddenly, his
phone no longer jingled and no invitations crowded his mailbox.
Perplexed, he called his friend, Reginald. "Reggie, you can speak
frankly ith me, what's happened? I'm being virtually ostracized."
"Well, old boy," Reggie replied, "you'll remember that fox hunt you
went on last weekend? Here in England it's customary to cry
'Tally-ho!' when you sight the fox--not, I'm afraid, "There goes the
little son of a bitch!"
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a
fortuneteller' s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went
inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
"I see you are the father of two children."
"Hah, you fortune tellers are a sham," said the man scornfully. "I'm
the father of *three* children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what *you* think..."
AL: "So, when are you going to shave your pubic hair into a heart
shape for me?"
LADY: "As soon as you twist your dick into animal shapes for me."
