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Posted: Sun Sep 9th, 2007 07:57 pm

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The Top 10 Signs You're Not the Sexual Marvel You Once Were

10 These days, you get winded just turning down the blanket.

9 "Five times in one night" now means that your overactive
bladder syndrome is acting up again.

8 Bob Dole sends you an FTD "Sorry You're Flaccid" bouquet.

7 Then: "Where's Waldo?" played in bed with your pendulous babe;
Now: "Where's Waldo?" played in bathroom with your pendulous
stomach.

6 Your patented "Inverse Cowgirl" position now lands you in traction
for a week.

5 Then: She slipped gently into sleep after spending 30 minutes in a
post-orgasmic stupor.
Now: She says you're blocking her view of the TV.

4 It takes six Viagras just to play hard to get.

3 Your mother doesn't knock on the bathroom door and express her
concern nearly as often as she used to.

2 You can still make her eyes roll back in her head, but now it's out
of annoyance.

1 Your come-on line to a cute, 16-year-old high school student with
tight jeans and an exposed belly? "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

____________________
Rick (Rokie)
rtdring@yahoo.com

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