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Mr. Versatile
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| Joined: | Wed May 26th, 2004 |
| Location: | Ohio USA |
| Posts: | 3211 |
| Year/Model: | '02 ZX3 | | Occupation: | Special Ed Teacher | | Interests: | Cars, bicycle road racing, playing my sax. | | Male/Female: | Male |
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Posted: Fri Nov 16th, 2007 08:55 am |
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A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be
more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
wanted to buy
an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a
centipede, (100 leg bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the
bar for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go
to
Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no
answer from his
new Pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink
with me?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his
face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would
you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first
time ! I'm putting my fucking shoes on!"
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