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 Posted: Mon Dec 3rd, 2007 06:32 pm
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The Phone Call

Lee Sum Wan: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?"

Mr. Sori: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Lee Sum Wan: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan."

Mr. Sori: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Lee Sum Wan: "I'm Sum Wan. I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent."

Mr. Sori: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone!
But
what's this urgent matter about?"

Lee Sum Wan: "Look, just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan was injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is going to the
hospital."

Mr. Sori: "Well, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital from the accident, that isn't an urgent matter! You may
find
this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Lee Sum Wan: "You are very rude. Who are you?"

Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori."

Lee Sum Wan: "You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori!"

Lee Sum Wan: "I don't like your tone of voice, mister, and I don't
care. Now give me your name!"

Mr. Sori: "Look, lady, I told you already. I'm Sori! I'm Sori! I'm
SORI! You didn't even give me your name!"

Lee Sum Wan: "I told you before, I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan! You better be
careful, man. My father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very
prestigious position in the family business. He is Noe Buddy."

Mr. Sori (sarcastically) : "Oh, I'm so scared. Look, I don't care
about your uncle; he's a nobody. Everybody thinks he's top dog and
holding an important position in the company."

Lee Sum Wan: "No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy
doesn't work there."

Mr. Sori: "Like I said, I don't care which one of your aunts sleeps
around, and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez! Now,
which one of my employees do you want to talk to?"

Lee Sum Wan: "Wheech Wan is my sister!"

Mr. Sori: "I don't know which one is your sister! How in God's name
would I know that?"



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