The old smelly drunk ambled in to the bar and asked for his usual jug
of
Nighttrain and after the barkeep got it for the drunk, he
thought, "lets
have some fun". He asked the drunk if he would like to taste the new
drink he was trying to perfect. Of course the drunk was not one to
refuse a free drink, and he replied "sure". The bar tender then
proceeded to shake up a batch and poured the drunk a glass. The drunk
took a swig and downed it, smacked his lips and said "thanks" the
barkeep said what did you think? do you have a name for that drink?
The
drunk replied "I drank it so fast, cause I was dry, could you give me
another?" The barkeep poured another and said to drink it slow and
then
give it a name. The drunk took a sip swirled it around and swallowed
it,
then another, finally draining the glass, licked his lips and
replied "I
think you ought to call it "Love by the Sea" The barkeep was amazed by
the insight put forth by the drunk so he asked him "where did you come
up with such an thoughtful name?" to which the drunk replied "cause
it's fucking near water"
