Women always say some snide little comments when
they catch their guy looking at a cute girl.
Bills wife caught him last week. She said, "You
look like a kid in a candy store!"
Thank God Bill is witty. He came right back with,
"Yeah, well, I'm married now so, I'm a kid with
diabetes in a candy store."
It was a messy divorce. The wife had charged
adultery and paraded a dozen witness in front
of the Judge. Each witness reluctantly testified
in great detail. The wife was awarded a hefty
amount of alimony. At the end of the trial the
former husband just smiled at her.
"What are you smiling about, you idiot? I just
took you for a bundle." She stormed.
"Yeah, I guess you did," he replied, grinning
wider. "But a movie producer in the courtroom
offered me 10 million for the rights to the
screenplay. And "The Enquirer" just bought
the rights to the transcript for another five
million."
Arriving home unexpectedly early from a business
trip, the tired executive was shocked to discover
his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor.
"Since you are in bed with my wife," the furious
man shouted, "I'm going over and sleep with yours!"
"Go right ahead," was the reply. "The rest will do
you good."
