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  Posted: Tue Dec 18th, 2007 01:43 am
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Two Jews are sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Are there any Chinese
Jews?"

The other sips his tea. "I don't know. I suppose so."

"You suppose so?"

"Yeah, there are Jews everywhere. I was in the Caribbean and they
showed us
this synagogue from the 16th century."

"But that doesn't mean there are Chinese Jews."

At this point the waiter comes up with their checks. "Hey! Hop
Sing! Listen,
are there any Chinese Jews?"

The waiter shakes his head. "Don't understand."

"Jews. Jews. Chinese Jews."

The waiter smiles and nods. "I go ask." He goes away and returns
shortly.

"No Chinese Jews. Orange Jews, Tomato Jews but no Chinese Jews..."



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