The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in
Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious
constitutional reason.
They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in
the Nation's capitol. There was no problem however finding enough
asses to fill the stable.
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In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man
challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols.
On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage
held by the thin man because he was a much smaller target. Finally
the thin man came up with a solution.
"Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body," he said to
his opponent, "and any shots of mine that hit outside the chalk
lines, we won't count."
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This blonde rang up the doctor & asked, "Doc, would u check if I left
my panties behind in ur examination room?" The doctor looked around &
said,"No, they are not here." "Oh," replied the Blonde, "then I must
have left them at the dentist's."
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The nervous blonde sat on the dentist's chair to have her tooth
extracted. Seeing so many instruments, she got frightened. "Doc, I
would rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled out." The dentist
retorted,"Well, make up ur mind so that I can adjust the chair
accordingly. "
