While driving with my daughter and her husband, I noticed
that the woman in the car ahead of us had a rather odd
vanity plate.
"That's weird," I said, pointing to it. "Why would anyone
want to boast about mold on their car?"
"Call me crazy," said my son-in-law after deciphering the
phrase, "but I believe that reads 'FUN-GAL.'"
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My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the
arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our
entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other
payments. We were discussing our sad financial situation one evening
when our son demanded a diaper change.
As my wife leaned over the baby's crib, I heard her mutter, "The only
thing in the house that's paid for, and it leaks."
