A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he
met at a bar. She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a
bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if
he'd ever had a sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back
one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says,
Tonight's your lucky night." So they go back to her place, she clicks on
the hall light right as they enter her place, and she shouts upstairs:
"Mom!
You still awake?"
