As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
& knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,
& she says:
"Hi, my name is Heather & you're losing some of your
load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the
street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the
door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if
they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly:
"Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your
load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again
& continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car,
runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls
down the window. Again she says:
"Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your
load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up &
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers
it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Iowa & I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"
