After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side
of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor ???????????? ?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus the woman must have
been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.
Men keep scrolling
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates
another point:
